Pleasure Gums
a term used when a person has m-ssive gums and you get that instant s-xual urge to stroke them.
kevin bacon: “gee whiz barry, did you see that tart at the local fishermans club?”
barry: “i sure did 80’s movie star, kevin bacon. she had a fine set of pleasure gums!”
kevin bacon: “what i wouldnt give to pick the crumbs out of those pleasure gums!”
barry: “oh kevin, you buffoon!”
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