Pleasure Selfie
a pleasure selfie is a selfie taken that has no more than one person. the person is usual smiling, looking serious or sometimes even smizing (smiling with their eyes). a pleasure selfie is most commonly posted on instagram with the caption being a quote about love, heartbreak, loss, sadness, happiness, the opposite s-x. pleasure-selfie takers also use captions such as “i’m so ugly”, “deleting soon”, not sure about this’ and the good old “#ewmyface” these captions are used for people to say “oh no, you’re beautiful” or “don’t delete you’re gorgeous”. these pleasure-selfie takers can be found in many places so watch and always keep one eye open.
jim: did you see monica’s pleasure selfie it was so hot
bob: yeah but she’s totally fishing for compliments
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