Plebosaurus-Rex
these carnivorous creatures lack friends, and make themselves look really good because they also lack self-esteem. these creatures know that they are plebs and thus they don’t change. they feed on the p-n-ses of teachers, being m-ssive -rs–kissers. if they get detentions then their lives are over, then contemplate suicide.
some plebosaurus-rexes do commit suicide and even the family members will dance on their overly-wide graves. life is better this way as scientists like steven hawking know their threat on the popularity of others while p-rexes are in a close proximity. steven, and millions of others like me, want p-rexes to be extinct from the planet as they are a large danger to humanity.
chris: lol, i just owned him on facebook! look how popular i am, imaginary friend!
spencer: don’t be a plebosaurus-rex, chris!
chris: oh no! a detention! why!! my life is ruined!! i’m always licking mr. lavender’s -rs-!
lewis: you’re such a plebosaurus-rex.
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