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  noun. frontal viewage. girl 1: i saw him naked. girl 2: did you see his frontage? girl 1: mmhmm. the amount of land that opens onto a road b’jaysys but seamus’s young one from back beyond has 20 acres of frontage well, basically its the lunch on a young ladies chest which attracts to most […]

• morning drizzle

  when your j-zz looks like a c-msicle yesterday i whacked off in the snow and got a 2 foot long morning drizzle

• Caristle

  annoyingly loud whistle, usually blown at unnecessary times by the second drum major of the marching band. makes everyone within a ten-foot radius deaf for a minimum of two hours. our drum major blew her caristle when we were reviewing the music for marching band. practice was postponed until our hearing returned.

• Carolina Clingon

  the carolina clingon is the s-xual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. he then inserts his throbbing erect p-n-s into her -n-l orphus while simultaneously placing his scr-t-m sac “b-lls,hairy brain,nuts, etc.” into the females v-g-n-l opening. this name originates from the […]

• moshitis

  any form of injury gained from moshing, especially the serious ones when you can’t move your head or a limb for a few days. dude! went into the pit 4 nights ago and i’m still down with mosh-tis.

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