plint
p-ssy lint. the acc-mulation of lint on, in, or around the p-ssy region most commonly caused by new, unwashed drawers, or from a lack of bathing.
“i got some plint stuck in my teeth. last time i go down on her.”
plinting is the horrid feeling where you just can’t hold a poo in any longer, it is the extreme of ‘touching cloth’, where you can literally feel it about to come out and if you don’t get to a toilet right away then, be prepared to be cl-ssified a plinter
also
plinted
or as an insult, plinter or plint
i am plinting
you are a plint
i plinted yesterday at work, i was so close to tagging the floor.
the act of engaging in personal warfare without being prepared in any physical way; e.g. being a knight and entering the battlefield without armor or a sword; being a modern soldier and fighting without body armor or a gun.
beowulf killed grendel even though he was plint; he knew g-d would decide the fate of the battle, and it was in his favor.
an unreasonably useful all-purpose swear, cuss, or generally offensive and negative descriptor. can function in most word forms. created and coined by mark, alexander, and nathan in psychology cl-ss.
“abbey plinted out again! i thought she was gonna get the goods!”
“you plint! what the deuce?”
“quit plinting around, you mother-plintah!”
p-n-s lint
the fuzzy residue left on a p-n-s after using a brand new tube sock for masturbatory purposes.
man, i just got a brand new pair of tube socks. now i have to go wash off all the plint left behind.
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