Ploghoft


a male ploghoft is a rarity. not often does he come out of his sh-ll, but when he does… beware. their hard outer layer is nearly impossible to crack. if you do succeed in breaking through, be prepared to claim the treasure of a lifetime.
i liked him, but he was a d-mn ploghoft.

that puzzle was trickier than a ploghoft.

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