ploity
the little dangle of p–p that hangs from your b-tthole after taking a nice cr-p. the little piece of p–p that is very difficult to remove after a great dump. the piece of p–p that smears in your b-tt when trying to get it out.
when i wiped my b-tt to get rid of my ploity it smeared in my -ss.
a ploity is so hard to get out of my b-tt that sometimes i have to do an extra hard push of p–p to try and wiggle it out.
she could not get the ploity out so she borrowed the dog’s tongue for him to remove it.
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