Pogo Nut


jumping on a pogo stick backwards during oral s-x while a band of cubans sing “row row row your boat” in the key of f sharp shoot a load in your woman’s face. at the same time, your woman is playing ‘mario super sluggers’ on the wii with a full count, against a small asian boy named ming who wears nothing but a man thong with your name across the back.
tom and maddie pogo nutted for 2 hours last night at chuck-e-cheese.

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