plonka
1) old english war time slang for condom
2) a stupid idiot
you planka rodeny
a voodoo temptress from the civil war era who breeds on gentlemen who have drank to the point of being blackout
i don’t know what to say. i was plonka-ed last night.
a f-cked up car.
i saw one of my buddies pushing his plonka up a steep hill.
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