Plonked off


fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven’t slept in 10 days
katrina: hey becky, what happened to you last week?
becky: oh i plonked off for a week while i was talking to you. the cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.

katrina: f-ck, you b-tch!

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