Plonkette


the term “plonkette” is used to describe a female version of a “plonker” and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a “plonkette” you do so with a great big smile on you’re face, and is completely non offensive.
johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again “you’re such a plonker”

angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt grammar wrong !!!! id say you are a “plonkette” 😉

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