plood


the slang term for ‘period blood’
amanda, do you have an extra pad? my plood flowage is max today!
short for plastic wood, or veneered particle board
“i know he thinks it’s fine furniture, but that desk is made of plood.”
1. the act of taking a dump underwater.

2. the sound a t-rd makes when it hits the water.
1. man, i gotta go too bad, i guess i’ll just have to plood.

2. well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.
plastic wood; fake wood
why do gm interiors use copious amounts of plood?
when a person fecal matter has trace amounts of blood in it.
ohhh g-d i just saw blood in my poo, it was a hard plood.

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