ploof
to pop or burst your scr-t-m.
i ploofed my bouncy b-lls.
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when a man gets so excited during s-x that he c-ms out of his -ss.
that girl was so hot i ploofed all over the place.
ploof \plʊf\
1. to plop and poof at the same time. 2. the sound marshmallows make. 3. nonsense. 4. the act of ploofing. 5. an alternative to poof
ploofs, ploofed, ploofing, ploofery.
it… ploofed!
that is utter ploof.
referring to someone as the dumbest person he/she has ever met
omg, you are such a ploof.
george b. is such a ploof.
the best cs player in existence. possibly the biggest bad-ss imaginable. is known to pwn nubs, noobs, n00bs, noobies, nublets, nubcakes, nubsauces, naabs, noobsticks, neebs, nuubs, newbs, newbies, nuubs in tuubs, noobasauruses, noobwads, noob bags, nub-nubs, nibs, newbits, kn-bs, nubheds, nubliches, wubs, noobaloids, nubholes and other forms of the word noob.
synonyms: great, amazing, g-d.
antonyms: haxor
li3k lolz ploof pwned meh.
the -n-l version of a queef. not just a fart but air and j-z combining to make a ploof noise when a c-ck is pulled out of ones -ss
darren got embarr-ssed when he ploof’d after john pulled his d-ck outta his -ss
the excess fat piled above the crotch region
” ew! look at plums ploof!” ( see plum )
” its almost as big as mrs. engle’s!”
a girl who has made out with more than 30 male and/or female people.
that girl is such a ploof. ploofing wh-r-. ploofed herself.
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