ploon


the disctinctive purple v-g-n- of a black female. derived from the purple colour of a plum and the word poon.
i entered an ebony p-rn site looking for poon, but i only found ploon.
is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. it is stringy, black and stuck on.
there is ploon on that toilet seat
a mild affectionate insult, someone who is both a plonker and a loon at the same time.
friend 1:” do you want half towards the price of the curry we had tonight?”
friend 2 :”no mate! stop being daft you ploon”
someone who is usually fairly intelligent but does something moronic or out of character would be a ploon.
ryan thought the time was 3am because the clock stopped working even though it was still sunny, what a ploon.

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