plop a few pounds
when you need to drop a few pounds by having a big dump.
this happens when you’ve:
1) just had a big meal
2) been constipated and need to let one rip
3) been out all night and don’t trust public toilets
john: ahh man i was out all night and the public toilets were disgusting so when i got home i had to plop a few pounds.
mat: dude that’s disgusting !!
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