Plop Absorber
the act of positioning multiple layers of toilet paper on the water surface in the toilet, creating a cushion in order to prevent the water splashing or ‘plopping’ when a t-rd hits the surface, thus avoiding a loud noise being produced. the layers of tissue act as a cushion, absorbing sound energy of the t-rd . the art of plop absorbing is particularly useful when the toilet user wishes to remain anonymous to people outside of the bathroom.
example 1:
arnold: “f-ck you nicki! i told you i needed the toilet first!”
nicki: “chill your beans f-g-bag, i only need a pee .”
arnold: “you better be only needing a f-cking pee!”
-nicki commences the plop absorbing process-
example 2:
>chucky is on the toilet, while arnold is getting ready to go to a party listening to the radio.
>-arnold turns radio off-
>-chucky performs the plop absorber as the radio will no longer camouflage the noise-
example 3:
barack ripped the tissue segments with anger and threw them into the toilet. however, his anger had caused him to miss the water and as a result the tissues were stuck on the side of the toilet bowl. barack had unsuccessfully executed the plop absorber.
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