plop muffler
the piece of toilet roll you frantically ball up and throw down the toilet before dumping yourself down on the seat and letting go… silently now.
melita was holding one back all day.
she knew it was going to be a big one in the public conveniences. not one a cough could cover.
so, practical as ever, melita used a plop m-ffler.
now she sh-t on the quiet.
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