plotz


pr-nunciation: (plots), key
—v.i. slang.
to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or exhaustion.

from yiddish, to fall down from extreme excitememnt or abhorance.
when i heard she had slept with my roommate, i was about to plotz!
burst, with surprise
when i heard that, i almost plotzed!
to faint, fall over, sh-t pants with excitement. word is famously used in the film “donnie brasco” when they arrive at the king’s court in miami.
“wait until you get a load of the banquet room. you’re gonna plotz!”
to burst, as from laughter.
moishe told a joke that was so funny, i almost plotzed.
to shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or “sh-tting oneself” .
krusty: i opened for the who at woodstock. i came out in a beatle wig with a ukulele. hendrix said he almost plotzed — his exact words.
the act of farting or accidentally p–ping while urinating or c-mming. often used to express extreme responses to humour, pleasure or fear.
that youtube video was so funny i plotzed myself.
i nearly plotzed when i saw that stormtrooper bikini!

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