ploughmans


a meal often eaten by grafters. the meal often includes cheese, crackers, pickled onions, branston pickle, apples, salad, grated carrot and egg.
to find out about grafters search for them.
farmer giles was grafting all day in the fields, he got home and grafted a true ploughmans in his kitchen.
the area between a male’s genetalia and his -rs-hole. meaning between the cheese and the pickle.
“oooo…my missus knows how to press my b-ttons…i love it when she strokes my ploughmans”

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