PLP

potential life partner

a person that you are dating who has marriage potential.

a potential husband, wife, or life partner.

you are in a relationship with this person.
plp is totally in love with me, we could go all the way.
plp – short for personal learning plan. the most stupid excuse for a subject in australian schools. putting together pretentious lists of all the nothing they’ve done with their lives, plp makes students sit down for hours talking about how they learn. an utter and complete waste of time.
chelsea: what lesson do you have now?

maddie: ugh, i have plp.

chelsea: me too, what a complete waste of time.

maddie: the teacher insists we make portfolios, but it’s bullsh-t.
stands for “pa la pinga.” it is a way for people of hispanic descent to express an extreme lack of care for something. in other words, it is the cuban version of “f-ck it.” the abbreviation is usually not said verbally, it is mostly used on the internet. the verbal version is the full “pa la pinga!.” it is usually screamed in an excited voice.
example 1:
nick: bro you’re on accutaine you cant drink!
bernie: pa la pinga! tequila shots on me!

example 2:
ap student: i just studied six hours for my ap art history test tomorrow and i still don’t remember sh-t. who the f-ck is caravaggio?! -closes book and throws it off desk- “pa la pinga!”

example 3:
-on a college discussion website-
i got a perfect score on my sat, but ivy league is too hard. i’m going to flagler college! plp!
personal leaning post – as in people leaning against one another
“how come he don’t come and plp with me” – first line in rickie lee jones’ chuck e.s in love
people lazily procrastinating.
just look around the room during your plp lesson,

then you’ll understand. ;dd
platonic life partners
hey s-xy babe, let’s be plp!!
public leaning post. does not exist in real life; merely referred to by any indigant person whom someone else of perfectly sound physique tries to lean against merely out of laziness.
lazy dude, resting his broad shoulder against his slight-figured girlfriend while they’re standing at a bus stop: aahhh… convenient back-rest!
girl, giving him an indignant shove: hey — get offa me, ya big lugg! i’m not a plp!
pretty little p-ssy
she got a plp!!!!

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