Plug ‘n’ Run
verb~ slang. the act of masturbating then holding down the foreskin and running to the toilet. used by tidy males- that neither wish to blow in their boxers, have to wipe up wasting tissue or sacrifice a condom, known as a posh w-nk. the foreskin is folded down over the head of the p-n-s and held in place with the index finger. then at their leisure the man may run– to the toilet and urinate their baby batter away.
-only works if you have a foreskin.
–you don’t necessarily have to run. one could just have a merry wander and have a tipple of drink or a biscuit on the way. it is also easily disguised as most males will often wander about with their hands down their pants.
-first recorded use by si hands circa 2005
aw cr-p i’m outta tissues i’m gonna have to plug ‘n run!
are you actually itching your b-lls or have i just caught you in the middle of a sneaky plug ‘n’ run?!?!?
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