pocket forensics


determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.
bruce lee: what in g-d’s name are you looking for?
jose contreras: just doing some pocket forensics. i was allegedly quite boisterous last night but i don’t recall being in public.

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