plumb onion
when you are f-cking a girl, you pull your b-n-r out, bend it in half and shove it back in. upon being pulled out, the b-n-r is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.
1. sh-t man…. sh-t….. that is one plumb onion!
2. you ain’t gettin’ none o this vajayjay unless i get somma that plumb onion!
3. my plumb onion hurts real bad!
4. dr.: “don’t bend your p-n-s in half like that anymore.”
patient: “but my girl wants the plumb onion real bad.”
dr.: “oh, here are some pills.”
Read Also:
- Ploutering
generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest. hey senga ya bucket, check that double dunted c-nt o’er there. he’s heavy oot oan day release doin’ a bit o’ pure mad ploutering!
- plus size boat
in the sport of crew (rowing) a boat that includes all the fat -sses as the coach simply can not risk putting them in the top boats. generally 2 or 3 poor rowers that are either amazing and set the example for the “plus size rowers” as well as the ones with terrible form get […]
- Pochepan
the last name of a g-d. if you meet a man with the last name pochepan, you must give yourself to him. spanish girls love the name, its in their blood. pochepans are always, smart, athletic, and great in bed. it is said that if you look into one of their eyes long enough, you […]
- pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis
the longest word in the english language. a disease of the lungs aquirable by the inhalation of silica dust. dude! that guy was diagnosed with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis yesterday. what a b-mmer! a disease caused by the inhalation of fine graphite or silicate particles. longest word in the english language. (frank): hey jimmy, do you want to […]
- Pocket Chips
the act of putting chips in your pocket and eating thyem. thus not needing to carry a bag around, causing unnecesary attention towards you and mooching. randy was hungry end didn’t want mooches going after his chips so he decided to get some pocket chips.