Pochepan


the last name of a g-d. if you meet a man with the last name pochepan, you must give yourself to him. spanish girls love the name, its in their blood. pochepans are always, smart, athletic, and great in bed. it is said that if you look into one of their eyes long enough, you fall in love with them. dont ever f-ck around with a pochepan because they will f-ck you up.
taylor: dude, look, its a pochepan.
tom: holy sh-t. should we talk to him?
taylor: no dude.
tom: i have too! his eyes are so beautiful! and he has like 5 girls around him!
taylor: dude you are a guy?
tom: i want him….

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