plumbing
generic term for the bars of a jail cell
the plumbing in this joint consists of at least 1″ hardened steel.
the reproductive system (gender neutral).
she went to the ob-gyn to have her plumbing checked out.
bhe act of saving a life when a person is drowning or choking by repet-tively thrusting one’s p-n-s in and out of the person’s throat. the thrusting creates a plumbing effect that forces the obstruction to move up the throat. this action is in no way s-xual; it should only be used during times of grave danger.
dude! ellen was drowning at the pool today! luckily, the lifeguard pulled her out of the water and started plumbing her until she coughed up the water.
the act of purposefully stopping up your toilet so that the plumber will come to your house and unclog it.
that weirdo gets off on plumbing.
(verb) very deep -n-l penetration
deep-sea plumbing: -n-l penetration over 10 inches
“that horse was plumbing that girl yesterday”
wearing one’s pants so low as to display one’s -sscrack. derived from the state of many a fat plumber’s pants.
dude, pull up your pants you’re plumbing.
to forcefully insert a hollow metal pipe into the r-ct-m of a woman and suck out all of faecal matter. it is similar to a filthy fiddler.
man: i’m going to go home today, to do some plumbing.
plumbing is a s-xual act involving a man and a female. the aforementioned male pops his p-n-s in the girl’s v-g-n-, lubricating her ring, tickling and widening the said orifice. when that there hole is at maximum size, the man pops the scr-t-m and both b-lls in that bottomless pit of love.
that girl last night was a bucket, i was plumbing her without even realising. it was mint.
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