Purple Cauliflower
a severe cased of inflamed, thrombosed hemorrhoids giving the area around the -n-s the appearance of a head of cauliflower.
stan: hey brahhhhhhh! how was your weekend?
gary: great brooooohhhhh! i wrecked my girlfriend’s -ss all weekend long. she loved it. but it looked like a purple cauliflower this morning. she wouldn’t let me touch it.
stan: get her some salve braaaaahhh!
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