plumpis
a chronic, mildly infectious disease caused by meeting 15-year-old girls named plum, mostly commonly affecting the hands and fingers of various computer nerds which may lead to m-ssive typing errors (typo) and major lulz.
plum: hay i’m plum
nerd: hay
plum: do you like pie?
nerd: i do like pis
plum: …
nerd: oh shi-
nerd: i mean pie
plum: …
plum: …do you have plumpis?
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