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  a loving and pants optional embrace provided by blues guitar legend drew peterson. also a slang term for guitar picks. i heard that drew poicks your mom.

• Poochy Boob Syndrome

  when you have a bra on that’s to small, so your b–b pooches out over the bra making one look like a volumptous pirate woman. would you look at her b–bs, she definitely has some poochy b–b syndrome.

• Poop and Pull

  to jerk off while taking a sh-t. the kids were downstairs and i had to take a sh-t, this a good time for a p–p and pull.

• Pornblem

  not finding the right p-rn video. man, i want to m-st-rb-t- but i just can’t find the right video, this is turning into a real p-rnblem.

• Portmaning

  shoving roadkill up your b-tthole for s-xual pleasure i was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. still felt good. i’d still f-ck mila kunis even if she was portmaning with a squirrel.

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