plumpy


the f-cking douche bag in the game candyland. when you draw his card, you get stuck back at the begining of the game. he lives in a plum tree. which of couse, isn’t candy, so that is why everyone hates him.
your mom has oral s-x with plumpy.
semi-humorous term for br–sts generally women’s.
may i fondle your plumpies please, madam?
a pet name for a lover or close friend. particularly used for friends or lovers of some considerable size or girth.
aww! i love you, plumpy!
to recive oral s-x (generally f-ll-t–) while taking a sh-t on the throne.
“give me plumpy”
used as part of a sigh when something is unfortunate or worthy of despair.
jesse: sucker! that’s checkmate!
eric: awww….plumpy.

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