Plundergarments
unis-x clothing that is solicited by a woman typically after the distraught realization that the only clothing available after a night of sleeping over is the tattered remains of a dress worn the previous evening. they are requested to avoid the embarr-ssment of the walk of shame. plundergarments are almost always several sizes larger than the woman’s size and are likely never going to be returned, and thus it is recommended the clothes furnished have little or no personal value.
“hey girl, those are some nice boy shorts! where’d you get them?”
“i was surprised when the center from the basketball team gave them to me as plundergarments after our fling last week. i want to keep them, and i haven’t returned his texts asking for them back!”
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