Plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick)
“pl~u~tonic” is often mistaken for “pl~a~tonic” whereby respective individuals are attracted but conscientiously abstain from s-x.
sooo ironically, a “pl~u~tonic” relationship is one whereby the respective individuals sh-g each other crazy until too sore to continue!?!
perfect examples of a “pl~u~tonic” relationship are:
– when a couple meet, share acorn coffee & are respectively topless & pantless in bed within 30 mins, soon m-ssaging, then kissing & after p-ssing out wake with her hands on his erect p-n-s & proceed to f-ck immediately
– directly after drinking too many milk based beverages & gorging respectively on steak & pancakes, the female follows the male home, clothes are magically but fortuitously removed & they f-ck immediately; or where the female proceeds directly to their own home but cannot shake the building desires that engross her every thought & eventually (within 48 hours is acceptable) invites the male over for acorn coffee but really has the single, overwhelming need to f-ck immediately, which of course happens in her “princess & the pea” 3 mattress bed
generally, where a woman uses the word “pl~u~tonic” it is purposeful & done so to basically advise the male “yeah, i’m dying to f-ck the ‘friend’ out of you, lets lock it in for sometime soon though, ok!”
the word “pl~u~tonic” is never used by males except where referring to a situation where a female has used the word towards him…
female (usually smoking hot & gagging for it!): “let’s not have s-x & be “plutonic (ploo-tonn-ick)” friends, ok”
male: (says) “ok”
male: (thinks) “i read ya 110%, you’re not gonna sh-g my brains out (say) in my car while i drive around pretending to not find your car, but definitely soon”
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