PMAAS


postmortem ambulatory attack syndrome – a condition where the corpses of the dead reanimate and attack the living.

symptoms: a shambling gait, progressively darkening skin which goes from pallid to grey to black to green over time. absence of any life signs.

cause: unknown cure: none
the cdc closed the hospital and the military cordoned off the city after a case of pmaas was confirmed. three people were killed.

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