PMS strike
a word used to describe an event where a male is attacked physically or verbally due to the internal chemical conflicts of a woman’s pre-menstrual cyle. these attacks are ruining relationships everywhere and are the number one killer in north america. if a woman is having a pms strike it is best to dissappear and die if possible. the use of profanity and violence is common in pms strikes everywhere.
my wife had a pms strike last night.
pms strikes are ruining my marriage!
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