poachable
1.(adj.) simply meaning awesome or kick–ss. anything that one sees as superior or better in some way.
2. a person or persons who deserve special recognition for displaying awesome or kick–ss qualities or actions. usually after stating that something or someone is poachable, all who agree with the sentiment make the hand gesture as if shooting said person or thing to show that they have been ‘poached’
1. “dude, that movie was beyond awesome, it was poachable!”
2. guy #1: “man, iron maiden kicked -ss at ozzfest last night!”
guy #2: “yeah, i was there, they were totally poachable.”
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