Poached egg
when you c-m in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.
rich foreman was in the bath last night and he left a m-ssive poached egg floating in the water.
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blowing your load into a belly b-tton, then p-ssing on it.
yeah, i heard mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. i think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. he’s quite the character.
ejaculatory remnants floating in a hot tub that have coagulated and foamed in the bubbles
“we need to clean this hot tub. look at all those poached eggs” or “no sweetheart, i’m not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs”
n. when you put a soft boiled egg up somebody’s -ss, and then they are f-cked in the -ss until the egg breaks. the resulting eggy santorum must be felched.
i gave that fat b-tch a poached egg for breakfast.
the act of throwing up into a v-g-n-.
“i had too much to drink before i went down on my girlfriend. let me tell you, that was one runny poached egg.”
when a man dips his b-lls in a woman’s hot wet v-g-n-.
my girl wanted to try something new in bed so i showed her what poached eggs are. she squealed with excitement.
when a guy sticks his b-llsack into another guys -sshole and then jerks off on his back.
paul gave rubin a poached egg. he loved it.
desmond had a hard day at the office so curtis gave him a poached egg.
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