a person who possesses little book-smarts, great street-smarts, and a horse-sized p-n-s. he is able to discern between many various strains of marijuana, and he experiences s-xual encounters on a regular basis. he is most attracted to short cute girls that he can easily ravish in the bedroom. he says that he likes to live on the edge of the law, but he regularly crosses it. additionally, drunk poaolo holds to a very h-m-s-xual outlook on life. you could say that he’s so gay, he makes the rainbow look like a symbol for h-m-phobes. finally, poaolo can sometimes have a blunt personality, but he is very good at heart deep down.
ben: what is this type of kush?
poaolo: it is sour diesel, young -sshopper.
ben: does my breath smell like mcdonalds?
poaolo: it smells like “shut the f-ck up.”
ben: man, i hate that smell!
poaolo: -on the phone- g-d, if you were drunk, i would tear your -sshole.
ben: …you’re blitzed as sh-t.
what you do to a bad stripper. rather than give her dollar bills, you throw pennies at her to show your disapproval. “that hooker was ugly and she looked like she was 50, so i had to pennystorm her.”
phantasmagoria. may also be called phantomagoria, the sick boy is seeing a phantomagory of wandering ghosts.
a satire, parody, or mockery. “look at this scary fundamentalist web site. i can’t believe that anyone would say such things and mean them.” “they don’t. it’s obviously a p-sstake.” see: take the p-ss why don’t you find that song funny? it’s clearly a p-ss take. a word used to describe something that was so […]
- pit babe
a “pit babe” is basically a super hot girl hired by a car company (can also show a good budget) to hang around in skimpy cloths in the pit area. sometimes they aren’t always hot sadly. d-mn! there is nothing better than a hot pit babe and a c5-r!
- poo monger
someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold. this kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my cr-p. an original b-n-s ranger. “go go b-n-s rangers!” especially you, poomonger.