poat


a demented verb which express a temporally insane condition.
oh geez, i think it’s time to poat a lil bit:
(starting to poat)
“poatpoatpoat -uffaaah uffaaahhhhh uff!-… ooh, ok i’m done”
pop out a t-tty.
hey look at that girl in the tight dress. she looks like she is ready to p o a t.
a short slang term for the cigarettes that are most commonly -ssociated with black people,newpoats! yeaahh
“yo,bro can i b-m one of dem poats ? ”
“naw man dis mah last one”
the inability to type correctly because your name starts with the letter l.
“if i poated my daughters picture”
i poated and i can’t get up!
plane on a treadmill myth. a popular discussion topic on internet message boards, this myth was supposed to be on the discovery channel show mythbusters. however, for unknown reasons, the myth did not air causing much frustration and anger amongst viewers.
adam and jamie are gay for not showing poat tonight.

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