Pocalyuko
a term given to:
a) someone in commerce
b) enjoys a nice mike’s hard lemonade
c) has gay fantasies about the dallas cowboys
d) lifts minimal amount of weight in the gym
e) doesn’t like women
how was your workout?
– oh it was horrible, i pulled a pocalyuko
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