pochango
1. a fruit, a cross between a peach and a mango. not eaten usually, but used as currency.
2. a s-xual act involving 3 handle bars, a raised platform and a stool. has a 10% chance to kill the male. often used as currency. chance of death reduced by how many apples the person ate in his lifetime.
girl: wow those are some really cool boots, how much do they cost?
salesman: 200 pochangos, and a subway gift card.
girl: deal!
guy1:yea dude, i took her home last night..and gave her a pochango!
guy2:you got b-lls of steel. b-lls b-lls b-lls of steel
obituary: we will miss dj, his death, via pochango
mourner: d-mn, he went out in style
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