this fine woman is not only the single most sought after piece of -ss in her surrounding five states, she is also the most versatile, capricious prost-tute in the business. she is up for anything. every single person her son knows has had s-x with her at least twice, sometimes in large groups. sometimes, she will actually pay for s-x from her johns.
guy 1: “hey, did you catch pocius’s mom last night? she was pole dancing.”
guy 2: “she was dancing on my pole, that’s for sure! man, the way she’s all about the c-ck just makes me want to cry! it’s a beautiful thing that there is such a devoted woman out there.”
- pocket fisherman
when someone else wants what’s in your pocket..’nuff said. “he wants what’s in your pants. he’s a pocket fisherman.” human fishing pole, aka p-n-s. so i whipped out my pocket fisherman, and did some casting for hos.
syphighonnaherpelaids is wicked venereal disease first described by pope puba in 2007. its symptoms are nasty pus-filled wounds completely covering the genitalia. there is currently no cure, but pope puba is hard at work and close to discovering an ointment to put an end to the suffering of many dirty wh-r-s. after having intercourse with […]
the word s-xy misspelled lyke omg he b so s3xii!
a very uptight person, who unfortunately thinks he can rule the hole world. also looks very odd. self-centered. odd-looking annoying meen bob: hey chris! look at that uptight loser over there! hahah chris: oh yeah, he is so annoying. bob: don’t you find that he acts so much like a… chris: …sadio? yeah, definitely!
saimah is an absolute beast of a legend and is probably secretly bambi and a ninja and mario and also jesus. a saimah is often a child that likes to comb apple juice with a plastic fork while singing “everybody wants me” ahhh saimah. i love your face.