pockemaraca


a maraca placed in a pocket
a pockemaraca!
“chh! chh! chh!”
“what’s that sound? a rattle snake?”
“no friend, do not be scared, it is only my pockemaraca!”
“your wha?”
“maraca in my pocket….duh, friend”

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