pocket bomber


an individual who rapidly sends a series of messages to one’s phone in a manner characteristic of an emergency, often fooling the recipient into thinking the messages are urgent.
“so i was in the middle of something really important at work and all of a sudden my phone starts vibrating like mad for a minute straight! i become extremely fl-stered, -ssuming the worst. when i get a chance to check my phone, instead of finding out my mother had just died, it turned out to be laina, blowing up my phone over something her cat did. that d-mned pocket bomber.”

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