pocket cleric
noun. mmorpg jargon for npc party members brought along for the sole purpose of healing human-controlled characters. term originated in dungeons & dragons online, where npc hirelings are purchased from a store, and an icon for their contract appears in the character’s inventory (i.e., in your pocket). double-clicking the icon summons the pocket cleric to join the party, which he will follow like a stupid puppy, all too eager to apply band-aids to reckless berzerkers and click-mad zergers.
dude, we got totally smeared on tempest’s spine last night.
if you had room in the party, you should have taken a pocket cleric!
yeah, like we want to take a r-t-rded puppy up to fight sor’jek. at least we might have made it that far, though.
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