Pocket fondle
when one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a cl-ss when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around.
best to play when someone is extremely h-m-phobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.
dude i pocket fondled sween dawg for like 30 seconds today
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