running like a Kenyan on speed
golfing term. when you’ve totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bl–dy mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is ‘running like a kenyan on speed’.
this derives from the fact that kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.
“you jammy sod, that ball’s running like a kenyan on speed!”
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