Pocket Fossil


a term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
the subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.
uh… sorry i forgot i put your number in a pair of jeans i just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
can you gimme your number again? i promise i’ll call you.

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