pocket gay


an extremely short gay person.
jack: well, you see what you have there, don’t you?
will: i see what i don’t have, the other half of my date.
jack: what you have… is a pocket gay.
will: a pocket gay?
jack: a pocket gay. the perfect travel-size h-m-s-xual. just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you’re good to go. in ten years they’ll be making ’em all that way.

also known as pg. little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket
he is so pg, he can fit in your pocket.
n. a very small, slim gay man (5’7″ or shorter). so named because they’re small enough to “put in your pocket.”
with his size six shoes, 27-inch-waisted painter pants and extra-small t-shirts from express, he’s the pimp of the pocket gays.
a perfect travel-sized h-m-s-xual.
from will and grace:

jack: what you have there is a pocket gay. just pop him in a man-purse or briefcase and you’re good to go. in ten year’s they’ll be makin’ them all that way.
a h-m-s-xual male that is vertically challenged, or otherwise smaller, either in size or stature, to his gay peers.
tom is only 5 feet tall, therefore, he’s a pocketgay.
pocket gay
someone who is gay within there pockets or pants
instead of closet gay you could be a pocket gay where you will sit down somewhere and put your hands in your pocket and m-st-rb-t- while looking at another person of the same gender

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