Pocket Muffin
1. a m-ffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the m-ffin.
2. a s-x act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.
i am glad i took this pocket m-ffin because i am starving.
i am glad i took part in this pocket m-ffin because i was board.
a m-ffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn’t fit your macros.
deshawn keeps a pocket m-ffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.
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