pocket nutchy
a heavy night in for dominic karlsen as he has a 69 pocket rocket next to paddy or harry
dom loves to have his daily pocket nutchy compet-tion with his father and whoever c-ms in the pocket last has to eat the other partic-p-nts c-mdys as the winner shouts in an american accent “eat my shorts”.
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