soapy dick
you are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy f-ck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. you’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to p-ss and it feels like fire is coming out of your d-ck hole you then realise your lazy stupid -ss has soapy d-ck. and you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and i can see that they were smart.
look at you you’ve got soapy d-ck you stupid f-ck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.
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